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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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hamigakimomo:

lazymoth:

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S, SHOVEL KNIGHT, AND SUPER MEAT BOY CHARACTERS PLAYABLE in CREEPY CASTLE! [watch the video!]

Check out the [KICKSTARTER] and vote on [GREENLIGHT]! Spread the word- a reblog counts as a raffle entry for one of several free copies of the game on release!

OHH MAN CMON GUYS PLEASE SUPPORT!! THROW MONEY AT THIS GAME LOOK AT THESE CUTE CAMEOS all sanctioned by their rightful creators of course, too

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j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

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strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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maryjblige:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

image

leave peppa pig out of this

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